A Non-Hipster Pedal Board Suitcase

This may should be called a Redneck Pedal Board Suitcase.  I took a shitty carry-on bag that was on it's last leg, cut some 2x6's down, spray painted them black, splattered green paint on them, screwed them into the suitcase, added Velcro and some pedals. I need a suitcase of aural terror. Shazzam.

Below are some of the links and info that I checked into before I broke out my drill.
-DIY out of a suitcase-
-Instructables version out of a briefcase-
-Another out of an old suitcase- this one looks scary